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My fellow Americans: When you pay taxes, which would you rather support? Cancer research, or getting one guy a really big boat? Don’t answer that. We have answered it for you, with the Big, Beautiful Bill.
我的美国人：当您缴税时，您宁愿支持哪个？癌症研究，还是让一个人真正的大船？不要回答。我们已经用大而美丽的账单为您回答了。
We took one look at the economy and said, “All of these people can barely afford rent! Why, they might work a hundred years and never be able to buy a yacht! They will get married at city hall and have their receptions in a park. None of them will rent out the entire city of Venice. Maybe, if they are feeling fancy, they will buy a single egg.” And then we said, “No! We can’t let this happen. We are taking a stand. We’ve got to redistribute the wealth of Americans properly: to billionaires, who will use it better than the rest of us can.”
我们看了一眼经济，说：“所有这些人几乎无法负担租金！为什么，他们可能会工作一百年，永远无法购买游艇！他们会在市政厅结婚，并在公园里招待会。然后我们说：“不！我们不能让这种情况发生。我们正在立场。我们必须正确地重新分配美国人的财富：对亿万富翁，他们将比其他人更好地使用它。”
The Big, Beautiful Bill assigns each American a billionaire who will live the American dream for you. You can check in on your billionaire at intervals and see how he is using your money. Maybe he’s building a 19th pool. Maybe he’s buying himself some formerly public land! Maybe he’s taking a Supreme Court justice on a dream vacation! Maybe he is reupholstering the Statue of Liberty to hide the poem. Maybe he’s throwing a Great Gatsby–themed cocktail hour as part of his wedding extravaganza! Maybe he’s replacing his blood with transfusions from his “blood boys.” Maybe he has bought hundreds of eggs and is pelting the house of a mere hundred-millionaire with them. Maybe he has bought some $TRUMP coin and is attending a special bash! There’s never a dull moment for the lucky beneficiaries of this wonderful bill!
大而美丽的法案将每个美国人指派一个亿万富翁，将为您实现美国梦。您可以在亿万富翁的间隔检查一下，看看他如何使用您的钱。也许他正在建造第19池。也许他正在购买一些以前的公共土地！也许他在梦想假期中扮演最高法院大法官！也许他正在重新塑造自由女神像以隐藏这首诗。也许他在婚礼盛会的一部分中扔了一个很棒的盖茨比 - 主题为主题的鸡尾酒会！也许他正在用“血液男孩”的输血来代替他的鲜血。也许他买了数百个鸡蛋，并与他们一起抛弃了一座鸡蛋。也许他买了一些特朗普硬币，并参加了特别的狂欢！这个奇妙的法案的幸运受益者从来没有一个沉闷的时刻！
Sure, you are getting coal—and, for some reason, asbestos—in your holiday stocking, but somewhere your billionaire is getting 600 diamonds! One of them fell under his couch, and he didn’t even notice! Now he’s going to space! No, you can’t come. But you get to feel that you were a small part of making it happen. Unrelatedly, NASA is probably getting 41 missions canceled.
当然，您正在放入煤炭，并且由于某种原因是石棉 - 在您的假期库存中，但是您的亿万富翁的某个地方获得了600颗钻石！其中一个摔倒在他的沙发下，他甚至没有注意到！现在他要去太空！不，你不能来。但是您会觉得自己是实现这一目标的一小部分。无关的是，NASA可能已取消41个任务。
Remember the Adopt a Highway program? This is like that, except that at the end of it, the highways will all be worse and a man who doesn’t know your name will have six extra helicopters.
还记得采用高速公路计划吗？这就是这样，除了最后，高速公路都会更糟，一个不知道您的名字的人将有六架直升机。
When you’re sick of checking in on your billionaire, don’t forget to pop in and look at ICE, the other thing your dollars are working hard to support! Not their faces. Those are still hidden. But you can check out the wonderful new facilities they’re building! Well, you can’t, personally, and they have said your members of Congress can’t, either. But you can imagine how wonderful they are! Probably, for $45 billion, they’re pretty wonderful!
当您厌倦了签到亿万富翁时，别忘了弹出并看冰，另一件事您的美元正在努力支持！不是他们的脸。这些仍然被隐藏。但是您可以查看他们正在建造的精彩新设施！好吧，您个人不能，他们说您的国会议员也不能。但是您可以想象它们有多美妙！大概是450亿美元，它们非常棒！
Which would you rather have, support for your grandfather’s retirement or the reassuring knowledge that, somewhere, ICE is kidnapping someone else’s grandfather and throwing him into a van? Would you rather have food for your child, or the sense that maybe you helped contribute to building a big wall? As you struggle to find an elder-care facility that will accept Medicaid because all of the ones in your state have closed, just know that you’re living the American dream of having a costly internment facility built in your name! Did I say internment facility? I meant Alligator Alcatraz! They are selling T-shirts.
您宁愿拥有哪个，支持祖父退休或令人放心的知识，即在某个地方，冰正在绑架别人的祖父并将他扔进面包车上？您想为孩子提供食物，还是您有助于建造大墙的感觉？当您难以找到一个将接受医疗补助的老年护理设施，因为您所在州的所有人都已经关闭，只需知道您是美国梦想，即拥有以您的名义建造的昂贵的实习设施！我说拘留所吗？我的意思是Alligator Alcatraz！他们正在卖T恤。
As your own dreams shrivel, remember that someone, somewhere is being made even more miserable than you! That’s the new American dream: that someone is being punished in your name. And, somewhere else, a billionaire is happy. Your personal billionaire! Look, he’s smiling and giving a big thumbs-up! Already, your tax dollars are being put to good use.
随着您自己的梦想，请记住，某人的某个地方比您更加痛苦！那是新的美国梦：有人以你的名义受到惩罚。而且，在其他地方，亿万富翁很高兴。您的个人亿万富翁！看，他微笑着，大拇指！您的税金已经充分利用了。
